July 14th, 2006
Yikes, I need to wake up… Spent the morning in the park with the family and then came back to do some freelance stuff and I once again forgot it was Friday.
Well here it is folks, I leave it in your capable hands, Bad Joke Friday #4 will be a Cowboy Theme so have some fun with it and see what jokes you can make.
I will start it off again with this:
Q: What does a Wild West Marshall say to an illegally parked cowboy?
A: Mooove along please!
July 7th, 2006
Alright folks, I have been out this morning but here I am and ready for action, today’s theme is the Paranormal. Please have fun with it, for those that don’t know what this is, Bad Joke Friday is a way to cut loose with the inner joker / pun maker and make up your own stuff based on the theme for the day.
To start you off:
2 Ghosts walked Through a bar…
See what I mean? Crap! I’ll leave you to it!
June 30th, 2006
Here we are folks, Bad Joke Friday returns with the Underwater theme… feel free to let loose with the worst you can and I look forward to joining in… I will start you off right now with:
2 fish walk into a bar, one says to the other… What the f**k is that doing here?
Enjoy folks!
UPDATE: I should point out that the object of this is to make up jokes based on the theme, they can be as bad as you like or just be a play on words that’ll make anyone groan.
June 8th, 2006
Right I dunno how easy or how hard this is going to be to pull off because a lot of puns are down to the pronunciation and this is a blog where nobody else can hear each other but here goes anyway…
As some of you know I am a big fan of both word play and also of bad jokes, I have decided that I would like to run a bad joke day every Friday in an attempt to broaden my repertoire and have a laugh at the same time. Chis and company over at Brainfuel have got the caption contest covered so I figured I should go down a slightly different path and get some good old fashioned humor on the go.
To add a twist, I will allocate a theme every Friday and it is open season for jokes based on whatever topic I set. I have seen myself play this for hours with some friends (I am thinking you here Mr Paul) and it always amuses me.
Todays theme is Lord of the Rings.
A few weeks ago I was set the same challenge as I have set you and I chose it because I am curious to see what other people come up with. I think one of the better ones that I managed was:
Q: Who was the first person from Lord of the Rings to hit the no. 1 slot in the charts?
A: Elfish Presley
See what I mean? I love bad jokes, especially ones that make me groan! I tend not to read jokes if they are too long in my mail box but I will certainly enjoy seeing what you can come up with…
Enjoy…
March 16th, 2006
A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking.
He looks to see what she’s cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan.
“What are you doing?” he asks.
“I’m doing exactly what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk,” she replied
Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, “I don’t remember asking her to cook my sock…”
March 7th, 2006
Two prawns, Justin and Christian, are swimming around in the sea. They are constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrol the area. Finally, one day, Justin says to Christian, “I’m bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn’t have to worry about being eaten.” Just as Justin is fantasising about being a big, strong predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, “Your wish is granted”, and lo and behold Justin is transformed into a shark.
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December 12th, 2005
I love terrible jokes and especially short quick stupid ones and there is no other man in the world that can out quick crap joke someone like my friend Paul. I am just off the phone to him and he was pretty bored offshore so I figured I would let him loose on the world wide web and open up a place for him to run riot with absurdity…
Do you have any crap funny jokes? Please leave them in the comments…
I’ll start you off with one Paul just gave (even if it was a repeat lol)
Q: Whats black and white and eats like a horse?
A: A Zebra!
Crap huh???
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