May 9th, 2008
Just a quick one to start you all off, been a while since I did a bad joke Friday and I am on my lunch so figured I would post one.
This Friday the topic is Robots and here’s one to start you off.
Q: Did you here about the robot that transformed into a bar?
Have fun folks…
January 11th, 2008
After a too long of an absense the great Bad Joke Friday returns and this time we have a computer games theme for you to get stuck into. I’m sure many of you out there have dabbled at some point so come and get stuck in with some Friday bad humor. The rules are quite simple, make em up and cmake em bad 
As always I am obliged to get you started so here goes:
Q: What was the kleptomaniac called in Halo?
A: Master Thief
October 6th, 2006
Well I don’t know about you but I love super heroes however there have to be thousands of ways to make fun of them via the medium of bad jokes hence this weeks theme. My main image is of one of my favourite TV shows ever but I have decided that my joke will have to be about a member of the X-Men.
Q: How can you tell there’s been a member of the X-Men in your Fridge?
A: Claw marks in your butter.
September 29th, 2006
Okay, time to mash it up with some film humor on this weeks Bad Joke Friday. I have to be quick with this post though so please forgive me… Have fun! I will take part as soon as I get a chance… very busy!
Q: Why is Darth Vader always late?
A: LORD Knows
September 1st, 2006
Here is a subject that I am sure many of you have close to your heart and seeing as I am wrestling with mine this morning I thought it might make a good topic for some humor. Whether it be about computer woes, jokes made up about code or ripping into a sys admin then make them up and spit them out as thats what this is for…
I will start you off with a joke based on the awesome modded PC case above:
Q: What do you call someone who manages computerised toilets?
A: A Systerns Administrator
Have fun folks!
August 25th, 2006
For many years space has been the subject of many a joke and I figured that we could take a stab at it here and add to this already expanding universe of space related jokes. Please don’t just regurgitate jokes you have heard before as there is no fun in that, make ‘em up is always soooo much more fun. Just remember that if you are making a play on works make sure they are spocken properly otherwise U‘ll be Fount Out…
Man this could get really bad on my part, I kinda went nuts last week because I hadn’t had a chance to blog much due to work commitments, I managed to finish my business plan(et) though and get it out there and I am going to klingon to the fact that I am allowed to tell such terrible jokes because this website does actually fall outwith intergalatic juristiction.
Oh well, on that note I will leave you to it but before I go I usually start you off with one of my own, well this time I will just take a jibe at one unfortunate spacemans hairdo!
August 18th, 2006
As some of you may well be aware of, I am now working for myself and freelancing, the downside of this is the fact that my time has been eaten up somewhat and that is my reason for the theme this time (hehe… I said time already).
I am not unhappy at the fact that my time is being used to build up a future for myself and my family and things are working out not too bad at the moment… I promise to write over the weekend but until then I’ll leave you with this weeks installment of Bad Joke Friday, and just so you know… I am not ticking the piss!
I guess I should get you all started so here goes:
A man walks into an antiques store and the owner turns around and says sorry, I haven’t got TIME to serve you just now. The guy says to the shop owner, does that mean I am getting a SECOND chance cause I could really do with a HAND to fix my clock…
OMG that was bad! I hope yours are just as bad or even worse…
August 4th, 2006
Back once again with the most rediculous Friday activity you can get your hands on, it’s Bad Joke Friday and this time I am going for an animal theme. Feel free to do your worst with making jokes up and brightening up my day with some puns and wordplays that are enough to make anyone groan…
Yup, all in the name of good fun so in true Bad Joke Friday style I will start you off…
Newsman on telly: …and for our next story, raging cattle are on the rampage across four states in America, 18 people have been killed and 9 have been injured but I guess you have probably herd all of this…
July 28th, 2006
Alright folks, I have been out wakeboarding today so excuse the slightly late Bad Joke Friday post. The topic for this Friday is Electrical Goods! I am quite astounded at how difficult it is to give a good handle for creating a joke, I believe there is perhaps a science behind making a devastatingly bad joke or even a funny one at that. I have a lot respect for those of you that have been good enough to contibute to my little project and I hope that we can continue to experiment with laughter.
Without much further ado I present you with my opener…
A toaster goes to the Dr and says “Doctor, Doctor… I don’t appear to be getting any power…”
Dr says “leccy see what we can do about that…”
July 21st, 2006
Once again we return for some bad joke action in Bad Joke Friday and this time I have decided that some fun and games could be had with food. For those of you that are new to Bad Joke Friday, it is pretty straight forward, all you need to do is try and make up jokes based on the theme or if you can make a pun somewhere along the line then feel free.
You better be quick on the draw though as Mr Paul Samat seems to be on fire and I have to give credit where credit is due, his jokes suck ass to the point of hillarity and I hope you all join in.
I will start you off with a Samat original…
Q: What is the difference between a loaf of hovis and an alsatian dog?
A: They are different breeds!
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