Okay, so I was working yesterday and as per usual I heard almighty thumps coming from upstairs. This is not an unusual thing because my daughter, although small has apparently got the mass of 4 galaxies combined with 200 elephants and a couple of tanks and has a tendancy to bang at every opportunity she gets. So what was different about this occasion? On going through to the bottom of my stairs to have my standard moan at her and her friend she emerges from my bedroom to say “What?”. I ask her what the hell she is up in to my my room with her friend to which she replies…

We’re playing badminton!

I have seen many things in my time but this one took the biscuit… Perhaps I should try it if I ever get some leisure time.