Bad Joke Friday #12 – Super Hero Theme
06 Oct 2006
Well I don’t know about you but I love super heroes however there have to be thousands of ways to make fun of them via the medium of bad jokes hence this weeks theme. My main image is of one of my favourite TV shows ever but I have decided that my joke will have to be about a member of the X-Men.
Q: How can you tell there’s been a member of the X-Men in your Fridge?
A: Claw marks in your butter.
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Alan White
October 6th, 2006
Q: How do you tell if Pigsy’s been in your fridge?
A: There’s rake marks in your butter!
Alan White
October 6th, 2006
Q: What’s Supermans favourite food?
A: Capers
Alan White
October 6th, 2006
Q: Which super hero is always right?
A: The Tic
Si Jobling
October 6th, 2006
Superman was flying around one evening when he suddenly saw Wonderwoman spread out naked on her bed. Feeling rather horny, he thought he could use his super powers to fly down, do his thing and disappear before she even realised. So he did. Immediately after, Wonderwoman pondered “What the hell was that?” when the Invisible Man replied “I ain’t a clue but my arse is f*cking killing!”
Alan White
October 6th, 2006
Q: which super hero is really good at spotting hot chicks?
A: Spied her man
Si Jobling
October 6th, 2006
What’s big, green and can’t stop crying?
The Incredible Sulk.
Alan White
October 6th, 2006
Q: Why was Mr Fantastic teased in super hero school?
A: He couldn’t quite get his head around things.
Si Jobling
October 6th, 2006
Best superhero joke ever….
Fantastic Four!
Alan White
October 6th, 2006
Lmao!
Alan White
October 6th, 2006
Q: Which super hero was really shit?
A: Hong Kong Poo’ey
Bryan
February 4th, 2008
This is a 2-in-1:
Q. Which superhero has a bat symbol?
A. Batman
Q. Who is Spiderman?
A. Spiderman
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