Bad Joke Friday #10 - Computer Theme
September 1st, 2006
Here is a subject that I am sure many of you have close to your heart and seeing as I am wrestling with mine this morning I thought it might make a good topic for some humor. Whether it be about computer woes, jokes made up about code or ripping into a sys admin then make them up and spit them out as thats what this is for…
I will start you off with a joke based on the awesome modded PC case above:
Q: What do you call someone who manages computerised toilets?
A: A Systerns Administrator
Have fun folks!
Alan Author Comment
September 1st, 2006
Q: Why do computer people hate dating?
A: Because they are usually auto-mated!
Si Jobling Author Comment
September 1st, 2006
What’s a computer technician’s favourite breakfast?
Weeta-bits.
What about their lunch?
Spam sandwich.
And dinner?
Chips.
(Sorry! They were really bad!)
Alan Author Comment
September 1st, 2006
hahaha… nice one Si
Alan Author Comment
September 1st, 2006
Q: Why did the computer technician not like his new house?
A: It had a Hard Drive
Napfisk Author Comment
September 1st, 2006
Terrorist acquire new tool for sabotaging the internet: Internet Exploder 7.
Alan Author Comment
September 1st, 2006
LOL… with all new Tabbed Browsing!
Alan Author Comment
September 1st, 2006
Incy Wincy Spider is currently on strike because there are rumors of a world wide web being built and she wants to make sure she doesn’t loose her holidays.
Alan Author Comment
September 1st, 2006
Q: What drugs do electronics geeks like?
A: PCB