Comments on: Bad Joke Friday #8 - Time Theme http://www.azcazandco.com/2006/08/bad-joke-friday-8-time-theme/ The crayzee goings on of one web developer and his family... Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:35:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5-RC1 By: Lynda http://www.azcazandco.com/2006/08/bad-joke-friday-8-time-theme/#comment-718 Lynda Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:43:44 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=157#comment-718 Why was the Magic Roundabout's Zebedee wanted for questioning? He kept telling Florence " Time for Bed" Why was the Magic Roundabout’s Zebedee wanted for questioning?

He kept telling Florence ” Time for Bed”

]]> By: Lynda http://www.azcazandco.com/2006/08/bad-joke-friday-8-time-theme/#comment-717 Lynda Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:40:26 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=157#comment-717 What did the digital clock say to it's mother? Look mom, no hands! What did the digital clock say to it’s mother?
Look mom, no hands!

]]> By: Lynda http://www.azcazandco.com/2006/08/bad-joke-friday-8-time-theme/#comment-716 Lynda Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:39:29 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=157#comment-716 What time is your dentist's appointment? Tooth-hurtee What time is your dentist’s appointment?
Tooth-hurtee

]]> By: Lynda http://www.azcazandco.com/2006/08/bad-joke-friday-8-time-theme/#comment-715 Lynda Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:34:34 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=157#comment-715 Do you think I ticked off the clocks? Do you think I ticked off the clocks?

]]> By: Lynda http://www.azcazandco.com/2006/08/bad-joke-friday-8-time-theme/#comment-714 Lynda Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:14:00 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=157#comment-714 True story: I inherited 5 clocks in the office showing world times where we have other offices. The second hands would not stay aligned so there was a constant tick, tick. tick, tick which drove me crazy. So I took them to bits and removed 4 of the offending noise makers - leaving only one ticker. My question is...how would you describe the removed bits..... Second hand second hands? True story: I inherited 5 clocks in the office showing world times where we have other offices. The second hands would not stay aligned so there was a constant tick, tick. tick, tick which drove me crazy. So I took them to bits and removed 4 of the offending noise makers - leaving only one ticker.
My question is…how would you describe the removed bits…..
Second hand second hands?

]]> By: Alan http://www.azcazandco.com/2006/08/bad-joke-friday-8-time-theme/#comment-713 Alan Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:13:18 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=157#comment-713 Q: Why do clocks not mind working... A: They clock in, they clock out... no big deal ;-) Q: Why do clocks not mind working…

A: They clock in, they clock out… no big deal ;-)

]]> By: Alan http://www.azcazandco.com/2006/08/bad-joke-friday-8-time-theme/#comment-712 Alan Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:09:20 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=157#comment-712 Or maybe a chime bar ;-) Or maybe a chime bar ;-)

]]> By: Alan http://www.azcazandco.com/2006/08/bad-joke-friday-8-time-theme/#comment-711 Alan Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:08:59 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=157#comment-711 Q: What is a clocks favourite sweetie? A: Tic Tocs Q: What is a clocks favourite sweetie?

A: Tic Tocs

]]> By: Alan http://www.azcazandco.com/2006/08/bad-joke-friday-8-time-theme/#comment-710 Alan Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:06:57 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=157#comment-710 Man... I better <em>watch</em> what I am doing... I am getting carried away... Man… I better watch what I am doing… I am getting carried away…

]]> By: Alan http://www.azcazandco.com/2006/08/bad-joke-friday-8-time-theme/#comment-709 Alan Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:03:55 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=157#comment-709 Q: What is a clocks favourite vegetable? A: Time-ato Q: What is a clocks favourite vegetable?

A: Time-ato

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