Comments on: Bad Joke Friday #8 – Time Theme

By: Lynda

Lynda — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:43:44 +0000

Why was the Magic Roundabout’s Zebedee wanted for questioning?

He kept telling Florence ” Time for Bed”

By: Lynda

Lynda — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:40:26 +0000

What did the digital clock say to it’s mother?
Look mom, no hands!

By: Lynda

Lynda — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:39:29 +0000

What time is your dentist’s appointment?
Tooth-hurtee

By: Lynda

Lynda — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:34:34 +0000

Do you think I ticked off the clocks?

By: Lynda

Lynda — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:14:00 +0000

True story: I inherited 5 clocks in the office showing world times where we have other offices. The second hands would not stay aligned so there was a constant tick, tick. tick, tick which drove me crazy. So I took them to bits and removed 4 of the offending noise makers – leaving only one ticker.
My question is…how would you describe the removed bits…..
Second hand second hands?

By: Alan

Alan — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:13:18 +0000

Q: Why do clocks not mind working…

A: They clock in, they clock out… no big deal ;-)

By: Alan

Alan — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:09:20 +0000

Or maybe a chime bar ;-)

By: Alan

Alan — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:08:59 +0000

Q: What is a clocks favourite sweetie?

A: Tic Tocs

By: Alan

Alan — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:06:57 +0000

Man… I better watch what I am doing… I am getting carried away…

By: Alan

Alan — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:03:55 +0000

Q: What is a clocks favourite vegetable?

A: Time-ato