Bad Joke Friday #7 - Animal Theme
August 4th, 2006
Back once again with the most rediculous Friday activity you can get your hands on, it’s Bad Joke Friday and this time I am going for an animal theme. Feel free to do your worst with making jokes up and brightening up my day with some puns and wordplays that are enough to make anyone groan…
Yup, all in the name of good fun so in true Bad Joke Friday style I will start you off…
Newsman on telly: …and for our next story, raging cattle are on the rampage across four states in America, 18 people have been killed and 9 have been injured but I guess you have probably herd all of this…
Lynda Author Comment
August 4th, 2006
1st doctor: ” how do you get payment out of your patients?
2nd doctor” ” I trade - I’ve been known to accept a chicken”
1st doctor: ” Don’t you know it’s risky to accept personal chicks?”
Lynda Author Comment
August 4th, 2006
Hope there’s nothing fishy going on here, but it looks like school’s out for now, Az, not a lot of people flocking in with the animal jokes…. awww.
Lynda Author Comment
August 4th, 2006
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud!
Lynda Author Comment
August 4th, 2006
Q: What do you call a camel with three humps?
A: Humprey!
Lynda Author Comment
August 5th, 2006
Q: What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?
A: Mega-sor-ass
ooops!
Alan Author Comment
August 5th, 2006
Q: What did the chicken call her bi-sexual son?
A: Henry