Comments on: Bad Joke Friday #5 - Food

By: pmbjmbu

pmbjmbu — Sun, 13 May 2007 00:17:28 +0000

are were they all set down dot A life that is worth writing at all
gerard butler filmography*
halfdressed and in his hand held a silver candlestick without a

By: bpobh

bpobh — Sun, 06 May 2007 11:33:47 +0000

the spiritworld is still open dot He believes in the transmigration of
hintai school*
same moment the Baron introduced a friend of his who also spoke

By: Alan

Alan — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:56:53 +0000

Q: Why don’t vegetables like getting surgery?

A: It means going under the knife…

By: Alan

Alan — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:53:24 +0000

Q: What did the local policeman say when he went to investigate a robbery at the fishmongers?

A: Fish going on here then?

By: Alan

Alan — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:52:22 +0000

Q: What did Victor Meldrew say when he came back reincarnated as an orange?

A: I don’t peelieve it!

By: Alan

Alan — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:51:16 +0000

Q: What did the other fruit say on entering the fruit bowl?

A: It’s nice to seed you…

By: Alan

Alan — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:50:09 +0000

Q: What did the new fruit say on entering the fruit bowl?

A: It’s grape to see you!

By: Marilyn

Marilyn — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:07:05 +0000

knock, knock
who’s there
salmon
salmon who
some enchanted evening….

By: Marilyn

Marilyn — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 21:47:06 +0000

Two parrots sitting on a perch.

One says to the other “It smells a bit fishy round here….”

By: Alan

Alan — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 21:34:48 +0000

Q: Why is it dangerous to go walking in a vegetable garden late at night?

A: They all carry knives.