Bad Joke Friday #5 - Food
July 21st, 2006
Once again we return for some bad joke action in Bad Joke Friday and this time I have decided that some fun and games could be had with food. For those of you that are new to Bad Joke Friday, it is pretty straight forward, all you need to do is try and make up jokes based on the theme or if you can make a pun somewhere along the line then feel free.
You better be quick on the draw though as Mr Paul Samat seems to be on fire and I have to give credit where credit is due, his jokes suck ass to the point of hillarity and I hope you all join in.
I will start you off with a Samat original…
Q: What is the difference between a loaf of hovis and an alsatian dog?
A: They are different breeds!
Lynda Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
What is every beautiful girl’s favourite food?
Beef cake
Lynda Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
Vampire’s least favourite food?
Steak
sorry, it gets it out the way at least!
Lynda Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
You don’t notice when you are gaining weight, it just snacks up on you!
Lynda Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
What does Ken call his pool stick?
Barbiecue…groan
Lynda Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
phonetic query to the grocer
F U N E X
his reply
S V F X
Lynda Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
ok, brain is scrambled, and I didn’t even poach any jokes. Should be boiled in oil for this! Dont want to be shellfish, feel free to muscle in on the act. Oh, thank god it is Fryday!
Alan Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
Man I thought I knew my website but it seems kumquat different today…
Alan Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
Q: Which vegetable can be seen painting quite frequently?
A: An Artychoke!
Nick Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
FACT:
If you eat food with your ass, you poo out your mouth.
Alan Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
Errr… not entirely sure that qualifies as a joke man…
davy Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
Q : which vegetable missed a penalty in the world cup a while ago
A : Roberto Cabbaggio
davy Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
Q What did the claustrophobic vegetable say to the other
A : Not mushroom in here
Alan Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
Q: What is the first thing you should say to the man in the fruit and veg shop when you want to get his attention?
A: Carrot you doing?
Alan Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
Q: Why is it dangerous to go walking in a vegetable garden late at night?
A: They all carry knives.
Marilyn Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other “It smells a bit fishy round here….”
Marilyn Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
knock, knock
who’s there
salmon
salmon who
some enchanted evening….
Alan Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
Q: What did the new fruit say on entering the fruit bowl?
A: It’s grape to see you!
Alan Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
Q: What did the other fruit say on entering the fruit bowl?
A: It’s nice to seed you…
Alan Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
Q: What did Victor Meldrew say when he came back reincarnated as an orange?
A: I don’t peelieve it!
Alan Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
Q: What did the local policeman say when he went to investigate a robbery at the fishmongers?
A: Fish going on here then?
Alan Author Comment
July 21st, 2006
Q: Why don’t vegetables like getting surgery?
A: It means going under the knife…
bpobh Author Comment
May 6th, 2007
the spiritworld is still open dot He believes in the transmigration of
hintai school*
same moment the Baron introduced a friend of his who also spoke
pmbjmbu Author Comment
May 13th, 2007
are were they all set down dot A life that is worth writing at all
gerard butler filmography*
halfdressed and in his hand held a silver candlestick without a