Bad Joke Friday #4 – Cowboys & Indians Theme
14 Jul 2006
Yikes, I need to wake up… Spent the morning in the park with the family and then came back to do some freelance stuff and I once again forgot it was Friday.
Well here it is folks, I leave it in your capable hands, Bad Joke Friday #4 will be a Cowboy Theme so have some fun with it and see what jokes you can make.
I will start it off again with this:
Q: What does a Wild West Marshall say to an illegally parked cowboy?
A: Mooove along please!
Comments
Simon
July 14th, 2006
Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged?
Because Cowboys eat with their hats on
Alan
July 14th, 2006
Heavens above,,, :-/
Alan
July 14th, 2006
Q: What does a blacksmith in the wild west say when you go in to get served?
A: Shoe you doing?
Alan
July 14th, 2006
Man I picked a hard one here!
Alan
July 14th, 2006
Q: What is the best selling wild west food in the chinese take away.
A: Won Tonto soup
davy
July 14th, 2006
Q : What team do cowboys support
A : Spurs
Lynda
July 15th, 2006
What do you call a dinasaur wearing a cowboy hat?
Tyranasaurus Tex
Alan
July 15th, 2006
Q: who do you have to avoid whilst shopping for antiques?
A: Quick drawer Magraw
Alan
July 15th, 2006
Q: Why does everyone hate the cowboy at the fairground?
A: He keeps getting 6 shots at everything.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Who’s the most alcoholic cowboy in the wild west?
A: John Wine
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Whats a cowboy’s favourite pub game?
A: Buffalo billiards.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What does ared indian use if he makes a mistake when he’s writing a letter?
A: Tee-Peex
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What’s an Italian’s favourite cowboy and indian movie?
A: Pasta the Mohican’s
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What’s a gayboy’s favoutie cowboy and indian movie?
A: Prance’s with wolves
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What’s Mother Teresa’s favourite cowboy and indian movie?
A: Blazing Sandle’s!! hoo hoo hoooooo!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What’s a red indian’s favoutite porno movie?
A: Advances with Wolves!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a highly advanced technological Japanese red indian tribe?
A: Hitachi Indians
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: How do red indian’s demonstrate that they are about to turn on their horses?
A: They use smoke signals.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What’s the Queen’s favourite cowboy and indian movie?
A: Hang em’High Noon Tea.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Who’s the fastest cowboy in the wild west?
A: Sprint Eastwood
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a stoneage cowboy with smelly yet rather healthy feet?
A: Flint Yeastfoot!! hoo hoo hoooooo!!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Who’s the best window cleaner in the wild west?
A: John Pain
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Who’s the biggest cowboy in the Ocean?
A: John Whale!!, what!!!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Where do Town Sheriff’s get their toiletrie’s?
A: From Cowboy Boots.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Where do cowboy’s get their hair cut?
A: In a Hair Saloon!!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What did the cowboy strawberry say to the other cowboy strawberry?
A: “This punnet aint big enough for both of us”
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What’s a cowboy’s favourite K9 TV show?
A: Lasoo
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Where do gay cowboy’s recieve the most pleasure?
A: In their Rusty Sheriff’s Badge!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Where do gay cowboy’s get their water from?
A: Broke Back Fountain! hoo hoo hoooooo!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Who’s the gayest cowboy in the wild west?
A: The Bum Dance Kid
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Where do gay cowboy’s get their egg’s from?
A: Yolk Back Mountain.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Cowboy: Alright mate! fancy a tea or coffee?
Indian: Tee-Pee-s
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his offspring whilst running away from red indians trying to hunt him?
A: Bison.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a red indian dog trippin’ out it’s face on mescaline?
A: A Payote Cayote!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a wild west plant masturbating in it’s own feaces?
A: A Kack-Toss!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Why are physcadelic wild west plant’s so tough?
A: Cause there Mescaline!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What did the strawberry cowboy say to him self when the stawberry indian escaped?
A: “That Jammy Injun”
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Who’s the second most alcoholic cowboy in the wild west?
A: Pint Eastwood.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
SORRY BACKTRACKING TO BAD JOKE FRIDAY 1# LOTR THEME!!
Q: What do you call the Author of this website’s wife when she’s in a bad mood in the Mines of Morior?
A: Cazza-Doom!! hoo hoo hoooooo!!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What’s a red indian’s favourite POP star?
A: Britny Spears!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What’s a red indian skeleton’s weapon of choice?
A: The Bone and Marrow!
Alan
July 15th, 2006
OMG… you truely are the master of jokes Paul! As a distant releative of the apaches I have to ask you HOW you do it!
Alan
July 15th, 2006
Q: Who what the first skeleton to haunt the wild west?
A: The Bone Ranger
Alan
July 15th, 2006
Q: Who was the first futuristic cowboy?
A: The Clone Ranger
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What types of car’s would cowboy’s and indian’s drive?
A: Saloon’s and Hatchetback’s!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What’s the best POP tribute band in to come from the Native American’s?
A: Wig-Wham!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Who’s the best Vegetarian American Football team in Texas?
A: The Salad Cowboy’s.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Who’s the horniest American Football Team in Texas?
A: The Phallus Cowboy’s.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What’s a cowboy’s favourite sweety?
A: Jolly Rancher’s.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Who is the laziest cowboy in the wild west?
A: The Stoned Ranger.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Who is the fittest and leanest Cowboy in the West?
A: The Toned Ranger,
davy
July 15th, 2006
Q : What do Cowboys wear under their ponchos to keep warm in the winter
A : A wild vest
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Which Cowboy got bum raped by a gang of gay Cowboy’s?
A: The Boned Ranger OMG!! hoo hoo hoooo!!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a cowboy in a bubble bath?
A: The Foam Ranger.
davy
July 15th, 2006
Did you hear about the fugutive baker cowboy ?
Wanted Bread or Alive
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a cowboy from out of town that’s been pulverised by a storm of Nokia’s?
A: The Phoned Stranger!! HAA HAA HAAAAA!! OMG SOMEBODY STOP ME!!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a cowboy that consantly has to be guided?
A: The Shown Ranger.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a cowboy that is in consatant pain?
A: The Groan Ranger.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a cowboy recieving oral sex?
A: The Blown Ranger.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call an Italian Maffia Gangster boss cowboy?
A: Capone Ranger.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a nice Scottish cake cowboy?
A: The Scone Ranger.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call an airborne cowboy?
A: The Flown Ranger.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: what do you call a mature cowboy?
A: The Grown Ranger.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Which cowboy seek’s the most solitude in the wild west?
A: Alone Ranger.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a shiney metal cowboy?
A: The Chrome Ranger.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a cowboy that’s always trying to keep up with his neighbour’s?
A: The Jone’s Ranger……………kill me.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a cowboy that’s constantly complaining?
A: The Moan Ranger.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you say to the most annoying cowboy in the wild west?
A: Be Gone Ranger.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a continueous mono-toned cowboy?
A: The Drone Ranger.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Who has the lowest APR in the wild west?
A: The Loan Ranger.
Alan
July 15th, 2006
F**k me…. I am in stitches!
Alan
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a cowboay that is always having accidents?
A: The Prone Ranger
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a cowboy with a colostomy bag?
A: The Crohn’s Ranger.
Alan
July 15th, 2006
oh dear!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Who has the highest kill count in the wild west?
A: John Wayne Gacy
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a cowboy fluffing up his cushion’s?
A: Stuffpillow Bill! Jesus!!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you decorate a cowyboy’s bar with?
A: Saloon Balloons
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Why did the cowboy push his wife off the cliff?
A: Tequila!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Where do red indians get their colouring in pencil’s from?
A: The Grand Crayonion.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do red indian cockerel’s say?
A: Hawk-a-doodle-doooooo!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a red indian with ragged old sewn up clothes?
A: A patchy Indian.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a red Indian in a Ski jacket?
A: A Nevica-ho Indian.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a red indian with GPS on his horse?
A: A SatNavaho Indian.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do you call a cowboy with GPS on his horse?
A: Tom-Tom
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do the Bad Indians from Dances With Wolves wear on their feet?
A: Pony’s.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: How do red indian’s cook their eggs?
A: They wait till they’ve been hatched.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What kind of trainer’s do trendy red indians wear on their feet?
A: Bufffalo’s
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Whats the no.1 favourite Jimmy Nail song in the wild west?
A: “Buffalo Shoooee-oooo-oooo’s!”
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Where do gay cowboy’s get their heat source from?
A: They sit around the camp fire.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: Who’s the sickest cowboy in the wild west?
A: Bile Bill.
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What do baby cowboy’s play with in their cot’s?
A: Rattle Snake’s
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What’s a cowboy from Kircaldy’s favourite hobby?
A: Bucky Bronco!! hoo hoo hooooo!
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What is a Rat Cowboy’s favourite TV SOAP?
A: Little Mouse on the Prarie
SAMAT
July 15th, 2006
Q: What did the Cowboy say to the threatening Indian?
A: “What ya Tonto do?”
SAMAT
July 18th, 2006
Q: What cowboy played 007 James Bond?
A: Timothy Walton! hoo hoo hoooo!!!
Alan
July 18th, 2006
Q: Which cowboy has been featured in several well known boxing movies?
A: The Sly Stallone Ranger
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