Bad Joke Friday #1 - LOTR Theme
June 8th, 2006
Right I dunno how easy or how hard this is going to be to pull off because a lot of puns are down to the pronunciation and this is a blog where nobody else can hear each other but here goes anyway…
As some of you know I am a big fan of both word play and also of bad jokes, I have decided that I would like to run a bad joke day every Friday in an attempt to broaden my repertoire and have a laugh at the same time. Chis and company over at Brainfuel have got the caption contest covered so I figured I should go down a slightly different path and get some good old fashioned humor on the go.
To add a twist, I will allocate a theme every Friday and it is open season for jokes based on whatever topic I set. I have seen myself play this for hours with some friends (I am thinking you here Mr Paul) and it always amuses me.
Todays theme is Lord of the Rings.
A few weeks ago I was set the same challenge as I have set you and I chose it because I am curious to see what other people come up with. I think one of the better ones that I managed was:
Q: Who was the first person from Lord of the Rings to hit the no. 1 slot in the charts?
A: Elfish Presley
See what I mean? I love bad jokes, especially ones that make me groan! I tend not to read jokes if they are too long in my mail box but I will certainly enjoy seeing what you can come up with…
Enjoy…
Alan Author Comment
June 9th, 2006
Q: How do you get your groceries when you live in Mordor?
A: use a shopping TrollIE
Alan Author Comment
June 9th, 2006
Q: What does a nightclub bouncer say to the dark lord of mordor when he tries to get in?
A: Sauroman… not tonight!
Alan Author Comment
June 9th, 2006
Q: what does a female orc say to her husband when she see something she wants in a shop?
A: Urukainda like that!
Alan Author Comment
June 9th, 2006
Aragon comes home one sunny day and can’t see his wife so he shouts out to try and find out where she might be… eventually he hears a voice from outside…
“Eisengarden dear…”
Rodti Author Comment
June 9th, 2006
When my daughter was younger she used to love playing with Duplo, but now she’s more of a LEGOLAS.
*sigh*
Chris Author Comment
June 9th, 2006
Dude, I think you’re on to something here. Awesome idea.
Alan Author Comment
June 9th, 2006
I hope so, I have always enjoyed playing with words so I am kinda hoping that others do too…
Alan Author Comment
June 9th, 2006
Q: Where did Sauroman work?
A: Tower Records
Bazzer Author Comment
June 9th, 2006
Q: Who was the ugliest and most violent female Middle Eart revolutionary?
A: Joan of Orc
Bazzer Author Comment
June 9th, 2006
Q: How does treebeard tame his frizzy hair?
A: A Frodo Comb
Nick Author Comment
June 10th, 2006
A ring-wraith, an orc and a goblin walk into an inn.
The barkeeper asks why the long faces?
“cause we can’t find the ring-bearer and sauron our evil overlord will punish us horribly”.
Nick Author Comment
June 10th, 2006
Why did the hobbits cross the dark gates of Mordor?
To throw the ring in the volcano…
ridding Middle Earth of saurons evil rule, and bring ing peace back to Hobbiton.
Nick Author Comment
June 10th, 2006
Knock knock
Who’s there
A ring-wraith
Go away
Nick Author Comment
June 10th, 2006
Knock knock
Who’s there
Bilbo
Bilbo Who
Bilbo Baggins
Nick Author Comment
June 10th, 2006
What do you get if you cross a man with an elf?
a half-elf
Alan Author Comment
June 10th, 2006
Q: How did they send messages in Middle Earth?
A: Shadowfax
Alan Author Comment
June 10th, 2006
Apparently in Middle Earth there are a lot of people being treated for a nasty GAMLING habit…
Alan Author Comment
June 10th, 2006
Q: What do people do in Middle earth once they have finished battling?
A: They GONDOR the pub.
Nick Author Comment
June 10th, 2006
***Due to the request of the web-master, some jokes on-topic will now be attempted***
What do you do in gondor when youve reached your overdraft limit.
Ask to Boromir.
Alan Author Comment
June 10th, 2006
Q: Why’d the elf get thrown out the pub?
A: Because he was Legolas
Alan Author Comment
June 10th, 2006
Q: Whats the best thing to ask someone in Middle Earth if you are looking for directions?
A: Faramir…
Nick Author Comment
June 11th, 2006
Why did treebeard cross the road,
because there was a sign saying plants crossing and he found it entertaining.
Alan Author Comment
June 11th, 2006
Ha ha… I am loving this… soooooooooo much fun! Thanks to all that have chimed in so far, I hope to see you again next Friday although I am not done with this theme yet! Keep ‘em coming
ginger_hillbilly1st Author Comment
June 12th, 2006
get it right its saruman not sauroman or whatever you are trying to call it. your jokes are incorrect but funny because they are true.
Geeeza Author Comment
June 17th, 2006
You lot got da lames jokz eva if u cant make a joke dnt do it lyk me chyl
Alan Author Comment
June 19th, 2006
ginger_hillbilly1st : Thanks for correcting me, I am glad you stuck around to read some of the jokes and enjoyed them.
Geeeza : Sorry if you missed the idea behind “Bad Joke Friday”, perhaps you might want to take a stab at this up and coming one…
The Font Author Comment
April 30th, 2007
Why was Frodo always so wet?
Because he couldn’t ring them out.
Alan Author Comment
May 2nd, 2007
Q: What is saruman’s favourite football team?
A: Ring Wraith Rovers