Comments on: Bad Joke Friday #2 – Underwater Theme

By: KSMIK

KSMIK — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:22:09 +0000

Q why do sea seagulls fly up side down over pakistan seas

A paki fish are not worth shitting on

sorry had to say it

By: Shelby

Shelby — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:52:35 +0000

Did you hear the joke about the slippery eel?

You wouldn’t be able to grasp it.

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By: Simon

Simon — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 11:34:02 +0000

These wrotten jokes are starting to go septic, whats the theme for this week dude?

By: Alan

Alan — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 16:43:07 +0000

What a great idea for a theme Lynda, I am currently making a list of things I would like to do as themes so will add that to the list.

Hope you had a good 4th!

By: Lynda

Lynda — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:32:52 +0000

BTW- when I posted this and the previous – it was still the 4th July for me – Independance Day and all that.

By: Lynda

Lynda — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:31:15 +0000

Soz Az – but we are 6 hours behind you, so in a way, we had extra time to think about it. hmmm – time travel – could that be lead to a paradoxical theme?

By: Alan

Alan — Tue, 04 Jul 2006 17:42:24 +0000

Yikes…. you brought my comments to a standstill, I am gonna have to go and have a think about this one!

By: Lynda

Lynda — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:14:08 +0000

tanks for the underwater theme – it seems to have gone swimmingly!

Ronnie says – “you shouldn’t oughter water down jokes – you won’t be able to distill the essence of the humour”
and ” the trouble with water is….fish pee in it…..that’s why the Scots invented whiskey – it disinfects the water” ok, no more drink for him tonight!

thought we’d join in – be the sole of the party
you cod use some humour in the right plaice.
some people find any fin funny..
remember to wave goodbye.
Confucious say: time, tide and diahorrea wait for no man. BRB – potty break

OK – lastly – from Ronnie again – string these answers together, and say them out loud in an Irish accent:

largest sea mammal.
Offshore industry produces this 3 letter word beginning with O.
Another word for meat beginning with B.
the tenth month in three letters.

how do you rate this on a scale of 1-10?

Hope you haven’t been submerged too long.

By: Charlie

Charlie — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:26:39 +0000

Man something smells fishy here,

What do you call a fish with one eye

fsh…..