Prawn humor… you won’t like it!!!
March 7th, 2006
Two prawns, Justin and Christian, are swimming around in the sea. They are constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrol the area. Finally, one day, Justin says to Christian, “I’m bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn’t have to worry about being eaten.” Just as Justin is fantasising about being a big, strong predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, “Your wish is granted”, and lo and behold Justin is transformed into a shark.
Horrified by what’s just happened and afraid of being eaten by his old mate, Christian swims away.
After a while of being a shark, Justin finds himself becoming bored and lonely. Whenever he approaches his old mates they all scurry away. While out swimming alone one day, Justin sees the mysterious cod again and begs the cod to work its magic and turn him back into a prawn so he can hang out with his friends again. The cod agrees and Justin is transformed back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his little eyes, he swims back to his friends but his old pal Christian is nowhere to be seen. “Where’s Christian?” he
asked. “He’s at home, completely distraught that his best friend changed sides and became a shark,” the other prawns tell Justin. So, eager to put things right again and end their mutual pain and torture, he sets off to Christian’s house.
Banging on the door in an attempt to make up with his pal, he shouts: “Christian, it’s me, Justin, your old friend. Please come out and see me again.” “No way,” Christian replies. “You’re a shark, you’re the enemy and not to be trusted. How do I know you won’t eat me?” It’s OK now,” argues Justin, “I’m not a shark any more. That was the old me. I’ve changed. I’ve seen Cod. I’m a prawn again Christian!”
Spilly Author Comment
March 8th, 2006
hehehe, that one’s getting forwarded round the office.
How are you doing m’dear? How’s the new place?
Alan Author Comment
March 8th, 2006
Yeah was going round mine and I found it poor enough to be posted as a favourable bad joke lol…
The new place is good but I haven’t had a chance to write about it on here because I don’t have broadband yet. Need to get you and Dave over sometime soon for a drink and a game of poker or something. There is a massive field out the back of mine so we could play frisbee too!!!
What are you guys doing on Friday? I am gonna be in town to go and see Roni Size @ The Bongo Club so if you fancy hooking up for drinks then that would be cool. I think I will just stay in town after work and head home after the club. As far as I know it is sold out though so I dunno if you will be able to get tickets :(
Let me know and we can arrange something.
Spilly Author Comment
March 10th, 2006
That sounds ace. Don’t think we’re doing anything actually, there’s a bottle of wine to be polished off at ours then it’d be cool to head out. It’s actually great you suggested that because we couldn’t think what we fancied doing tonight, so I’m sure there wont be any probs. I’ll give dave an email and let him know. Would be cool to catch up
Gilbert Author Comment
May 4th, 2006
Awesome. That joke was awesome. I’m tellin’ everyone I know.
Alan Author Comment
May 4th, 2006
Feel free share to share some of your jokes here… they are always welcome! Especially really bad ones