Comments on: Man I love terrible jokes… http://www.azcazandco.com/2005/12/man-i-love-terrible-jokes/ The crayzee goings on of one web developer and his family... Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:38:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Milo http://www.azcazandco.com/2005/12/man-i-love-terrible-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-67635 Milo Thu, 21 May 2009 19:43:05 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=57#comment-67635 What's an archeologist? someone who's career is in ruins. What’s an archeologist?

someone who’s career is in ruins.

]]> By: Jeff http://www.azcazandco.com/2005/12/man-i-love-terrible-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-64216 Jeff Thu, 12 Mar 2009 02:19:28 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=57#comment-64216 How do you get a nun pregnant? Fuck her. How do you get a nun pregnant?

Fuck her.

]]> By: Alan White http://www.azcazandco.com/2005/12/man-i-love-terrible-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-46870 Alan White Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:24:38 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=57#comment-46870 Not bad, busy as hell trying to get my conference done and work out the door! Not bad, busy as hell trying to get my conference done and work out the door!

]]> By: Penny http://www.azcazandco.com/2005/12/man-i-love-terrible-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-46869 Penny Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:23:17 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=57#comment-46869 Sure is Mr. White, how the hell are ya??? Sure is Mr. White, how the hell are ya???

]]> By: Penny http://www.azcazandco.com/2005/12/man-i-love-terrible-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-46868 Penny Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:22:30 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=57#comment-46868 Alzheimer's Chant.... WHAT DO WE WANT? We don't know WHEN DO WE WANT IT? What??? Alzheimer’s Chant….
WHAT DO WE WANT?
We don’t know
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
What???

]]> By: Alan White http://www.azcazandco.com/2005/12/man-i-love-terrible-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-46867 Alan White Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:21:42 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=57#comment-46867 Bored at work miss Tonks? Great to hear from you! Bored at work miss Tonks? Great to hear from you!

]]> By: Penny http://www.azcazandco.com/2005/12/man-i-love-terrible-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-46865 Penny Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:20:02 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=57#comment-46865 If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?

]]> By: Penny http://www.azcazandco.com/2005/12/man-i-love-terrible-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-46864 Penny Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:15:58 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=57#comment-46864 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, “OK, now what?”

]]> By: Penny http://www.azcazandco.com/2005/12/man-i-love-terrible-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-46861 Penny Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:04:57 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=57#comment-46861 A bear walks into a pub & asks for a pint of beer, landlord says "sorry mate we don't serve bears in here". The bear replies "if you don't serve me a pint of beer I'm gonna walk over to that waitress over there & eat her up", so the land lord says "please yr sel". So the bear goes over to the waitress & eats her up, then he reterns to the bar & asks for a pint of bear... The landlord then says "sorry dude we don't serve bears on drugs".... The bear says "I'll have you know I'm not on drugs" landlord says "yeh you are that was a barbitchuate" boom boom!!!!!!! A bear walks into a pub & asks for a pint of beer, landlord says “sorry mate we don’t serve bears in here”. The bear replies “if you don’t serve me a pint of beer I’m gonna walk over to that waitress over there & eat her up”, so the land lord says “please yr sel”. So the bear goes over to the waitress & eats her up, then he reterns to the bar & asks for a pint of bear… The landlord then says “sorry dude we don’t serve bears on drugs”…. The bear says “I’ll have you know I’m not on drugs” landlord says “yeh you are that was a barbitchuate” boom boom!!!!!!!

]]> By: Alan White http://www.azcazandco.com/2005/12/man-i-love-terrible-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-46860 Alan White Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:01:46 +0000 http://www.azcazandco.com/?p=57#comment-46860 @Penny: That made me laugh lots... @Bob: Yes they *are* terrible jokes ;-) @Penny: That made me laugh lots…

@Bob: Yes they *are* terrible jokes ;-)

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