Comments on: Man I love terrible jokes…

By: snopp dogg

snopp dogg — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 13:10:37 +0000

hey guys.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
WHERES MY TRACTOR

By: Milo

Milo — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:43:05 +0000

What’s an archeologist?

someone who’s career is in ruins.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 02:19:28 +0000

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Fuck her.

By: Alan White

Alan White — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:24:38 +0000

Not bad, busy as hell trying to get my conference done and work out the door!

By: Penny

Penny — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:23:17 +0000

Sure is Mr. White, how the hell are ya???

By: Penny

Penny — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:22:30 +0000

Alzheimer’s Chant….
WHAT DO WE WANT?
We don’t know
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
What???

By: Alan White

Alan White — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:21:42 +0000

Bored at work miss Tonks? Great to hear from you!

By: Penny

Penny — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:20:02 +0000

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?

By: Penny

Penny — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:15:58 +0000

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, “OK, now what?”

By: Penny

Penny — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:04:57 +0000

A bear walks into a pub & asks for a pint of beer, landlord says “sorry mate we don’t serve bears in here”. The bear replies “if you don’t serve me a pint of beer I’m gonna walk over to that waitress over there & eat her up”, so the land lord says “please yr sel”. So the bear goes over to the waitress & eats her up, then he reterns to the bar & asks for a pint of bear… The landlord then says “sorry dude we don’t serve bears on drugs”…. The bear says “I’ll have you know I’m not on drugs” landlord says “yeh you are that was a barbitchuate” boom boom!!!!!!!